Hearing someone coming, they all hid in potato sacks. “Stop Over” – e-Hawaii Joke My future sister-in-law called our house excited cause she found out that she gets to … Continue reading Stop Over. This used to be a derogatory that was mainly used in the former Portuguese African colonies, but is a word that the Portuguese have decided to own. I am going to a Portuguese themed party this weekend and want to bring along a collection of "Portagee jokes". Jokes are jokes, Sofia, everyone has the right to make’em. I need some Yelp help. Running by, one of the cops thought he heard something there and started to look around. Pá is a commonly used slang word. 5. The plastic covering is still on your lamp shades. One day as they were eating lunch, the Hawaiian said, "Fish and Poi! I count at least 26 jokes about Portuguese. “You Know You’re Portuguese If…” – e-Hawaii Joke. The Portuguese people are immensely proud of their history so they don’t appreciate jokes about their history. Many local people in Hawaii make jokes about Portuguese people, nothing personal, but it's kinda like blonde jokes that show their stupidity. Here's one my friend told me today. Please share your favorites. True Portuguese Story “True Portuguese Story” – e-Hawaii Joke One night at a bar I visited the men’s restroom and one big guy … Continue reading True Portuguese … A haole and a Podagee were watching Monday Night Football together. Jokes. Live and laugh, as I always say. Firstly, Portugese is generally pronounced "Pawdagee" in Hawaii, the Pidgin English [1] version of the word. Tuga is slang for a typical Portuguese person (a Portuga). It’s usually put on the end of a sentence to mean man. Don’t mock the history of the Portuguese. The day after you got married, your wife’s immediate family moved into your house, permanently. I'll reconfirm that Edgar offers the correct explanation, but will offer some comments. Following is our collection of Hawaiian jokes which are very funny. Family-friendly would be nice, but not a requirement. So the Hawaiian had water so he wouldn’t get thirsty.The Philipino had food so he doesn’t get hungry n the Portuguese had a car door.so the Hawaiian n philipino asked the Portuguese why did u bring the door. The haole said ?I?ll bet you ten dollars the quarterback throws an interception on There was 1 Hawaiian 1 Philipino and 1 Portuguese.they were stranded in the desert. I’m very fond of Hawaiian culture, especially their music which I listen to often and consider truly exceptional. Every person you’ve ever introduced to your husband, has been … A Hawaiian, a Japanese and a Portuguese were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a Waikiki building. If you have a thing or two to say about it or you want to be a critic of their history, you should choose your words very carefully. I quite agree with them unfortunately and I’m from Portugal. 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